Jim's Quantum Decisions

Awarded for his exceptional skills in:

Most Likely to Procrastinate for 5 Hours Consecutive

Best Use of the "I'll just do it later" Excuse

Most Unconventional Use of the "I'm just on a call" Line

Other notable achievements:

Jim's impressive collection of 37 tabs open at the same time, each with a different cat video playing.

He can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory, word for word.

Jim holds the record for most consecutive hours spent in his pajamas (24 hours, 3 minutes, and 42 seconds).

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