Where the laws of physics are defied, and the laws of finance are bent.
1. Simultaneous Similar Sales: Buying the same thing at different prices, because, why not?
2. Parallel Purchase Paradox: The infinite regress of buying the same thing twice, because you never know what you'll really want.
3. Quantum Entanglement of Exchange: Where your money is simultaneously both here and gone, because math.
Stay vigilant, traveler. The Parallel Purchase Pitfalls are ever-changing, ever-shifting, and always ready to ensnare the unwary.
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