Welcome to the Quantum Toaster 4000, the most advanced toaster technology known to humanity! This toaster uses advanced quantum mechanics to cook your bread with unparalleled speed and precision. Please note that due to its advanced nature, the Quantum Toaster 4000 requires a Ph.D. in Physics to operate.
Warning: Do not attempt to use the Quantum Toaster 4000 without proper training. Doing so may result in: