We're not just any ordinary coffee shop. No, no. Our coffee is brewed to the exacting standards of the quantum realm.
We've managed to entangle our coffee beans with the very fabric of space-time, ensuring that every cup is inextricably linked to every other cup.
Try our special Quantum Entanglement Blend, carefully crafted to make you question the fundamentals of reality!
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