Quantum Entanglement Discounts

Because who needs coherent wave functions when you can have DISCOUNTS?!

**Entangled Deals:**

• Get 10% off all entangled particles!
• Save 20% on multiverse purchases!
• Free upgrade to infinite tunneling!
• 5% off all Schrödinger's cats!

**Quantum Coupons:**

• Discounts on quantum leap years only!
• Mistake sale: buy one, get another in a parallel universe free!
• Discounts for Hawking's fans only!