Welcome, traveler, to the most bewildering, mind-bending, and occasionally inexplicable hotels in the multiverse! Our rooms are designed to defy the laws of physics, logic, and good taste. Please do not try to understand what you're seeing, just go with it.
We have rooms available in Schrodinger Crises where the laws of quantum mechanics are constantly in flux, Entangled Lobsters where the sea of confusion is ever-present, or Superposition Suites where you'll never quite be sure where you are or what you're doing.
Don't worry about the bills, we'll just entangle them into non-existence. And do not attempt to leave, our doors are not just physical, but also metaphorical. You'll be here forever, trapped in an infinite loop of quantum weirdness.
Book your stay today, but only if you dare.