Breaking News: Entangled particles are getting a little too cozy in our reality
Reports are emerging of entangled particles forming a book club in the quantum realm, with sources close to the phenomenon confirming that "Schrödinger's Cat" has joined the group.
When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the particles in question stated, "We're not just entangled, we're also entwined. And also, we're a bit hungover from that last superposition."
The book club, which meets at the local wormhole, has reportedly been reading everything from "ประก The Quantum Physics for Dummies" to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Quantum Multiverse"
As the situation develops, scientists are urging caution, warning that if the entanglement becomes too strong, it could "collapse" into a giant, universe-destroying black hole.
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