It's not the meaning of life, it's not the impending doom of a multiverse collapse. No, no, no. It's much, much worse than that.
Quantum Fluctuations are to blame for your existence.
Think about it: every time you try to make a decision, the universe is like, "Nah, let's flip a coin, and if it's heads, you'll choose the wrong thing, but if it's tails, you'll choose the right thing. And then, just for kicks, I'll randomly swap the coin, so you'll actually choose the wrong thing anyway."
And don't even get me started on when you try to cook ramen noodles. The fluctuations are so intense, you'll end up with a bowl of overcooked, crunchy noodles and a stomachache.
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