Where the boundaries of reality are tested and the laws of physics are bent.
Welcome to our flagship salon for mastering the art of being in multiple places at once.
Our expert therapists will guide you through the process of being simultaneously happy, sad, and excited all at once.
Don't just live your life, live multiple lives.
Book your appointment today and experience the thrill of being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
Or, you know, just call us and we'll try to explain it to you over the phone.