Welcome to Quantum Entanglement Therapy

Where particles are connected, but not necessarily in a good way.

Our therapists specialize in:

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Caution: Entanglement may lead to spontaneous reconnection, loss of personal space, or temporary disappearance of the user. Side effects may include:

Please consult a licensed therapist before attempting entanglement. If you're feeling overwhelmed, please visit our Emergency Room for help.

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