After struggling with the existential dread of Schrödinger's Cat, our patient reported a 97% reduction in cat-related anxiety.
After struggling with the existential dread of Schrödinger's Cat, our patient reported a 97% reduction in cat-related anxiety.
Our patient with chronic superposition syndrome was able to resolve their conflicting desires for being in two places at once, thanks to our expert quantum entanglement therapy.
Who needs a beach body when you can achieve a quantum superposition body? Our client reported a 99% increase in simultaneous beach and mountain body acceptance.