Welcome to the most entangled coffee shop in the multiverse!
We serve coffee that's been entangled with the fabric of space-time, ensuring every sip is a mind-bending experience.
Our beans are sourced from the most remote, exotic locations in the universe, carefully selected to maximize the entanglement potential.
Drink responsibly. Or not. We won't judge you.
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