Quantum Solutions Inc. - Where the impossible is our specialty
Our Services:
- Quantum Consulting: Because sometimes the answer is "42"
- Quantum Maintenance: When your toaster starts making toast out of thin air
- Quantum Entertainment: Watch your cat teleport through a solid wall!
- Quantum Insurance: Because accidents will happen when you're trying to break the laws of physics!
Our Team:
- Bob, the guy who figured out how to make a cat in a box appear out of thin air
- Jenny, the expert on quantum non-locality (just kidding, she's actually a receptionist)
- Dr. Egghead, the scientist who's been working on quantum teleportation for 20 years (and still can't make it work)
- Mr. T, the security expert who's seen it all (except for the cat in a box)
News:
- We just broke the record for most cats teleported in a single day!
- Dr. Egghead finally figured out how to make it work (just kidding, he still can't!)!
- Quantum Insurance just increased their coverage for spontaneous combustion!
- We're looking for new staff: someone who can handle the quantum fluctuations in reality