Quantum Eraser
A device that not only erases quantum information but also plays a mean bass line while doing it. Because, you know, physics.
Features:
- Deletes entire wave functions with a single press of the 'delete' button
- Saves your sanity by eliminating the need to worry about Schrödinger's cat
- Includes a built-in disco party mode for those times when you really need to 'shake it off' your quantum woes