What is Quantum Physics?
Quantum Physics: the study of how not to be surprised when your favorite socks disappear in the wash.
Or, you know, the study of tiny things that are really, really small.
Quantum Mysticism
This is where we get really weird, folks. Like, seriously weird.
We're talking Schrödinger's cat, entanglement, superposition, and all that fun stuff.
Quantum Reality
This is where we try to figure out what's real and what's not. Like, is the cat really dead or is it just really, really confused?
Or, you know, is the universe just really, really bored?