Welcome, fellow quantum experts! Here's the deal. Quantum communication is like trying to tell your cat to take a selfie. You know, just... just don't. It's not going to happen. Instead, we'll just make some noise, and see if anyone's listening.
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Don't worry, we'll figure it out. Or not. Maybe just pretend we did.