Quantum Flailing FAQ

Welcome to the most unscientific, totally-not-a- legitimate forum on quantum mechanics.

Q: What is Quantum Flailing?

Quantum Flailing is a series of poorly understood, wildly inaccurate explanations of quantum theory.

Q: Why should I care?

You shouldn't.

But if you're into that sorta thing, we have:

• Why Not to Care

Q: How do I become a quantum flailing master?

Practice, practice, practice. Or just pretend to. Nobody will know the difference.

Check out our:

• Quantum Flailing Mastery

Q: What are the benefits of quantum flailing?

Benefits? Ha! There aren't any. It's all just pointless, aimless wandering.

We do have:

• Bogus benefits