Quantum Flan Surgery

Because regular flan wasn't enough.

Our team of highly trained quantum surgeons will perform the most advanced flan-related procedures in the known universe.

Quantum Flan Transplant: Replace your regular flan with a quantum flan, guaranteed to be more delicious and confusing.
Flan-to-Flamenco Conversion: Convert your flan into a flamenco, complete with a free pair of dancing shoes.
Flan-ception Surgery: Perform multiple flan-related surgeries simultaneously, because who needs linear time, anyway?

Don't wait any longer! Contact us to schedule your appointment today!