About Us
We're a group of highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged physicists who have dedicated our lives to the study of quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum. Our mission is to confuse you.
Our team is made up of experts in various fields, including:
- Dr. Emily Quantum, our lead researcher in Quantum Flapdoodle Dynamics.
- Dave Flapdoodle, our expert in Quantum Flapdoodle Maintenance and Repair.
- Jenny Flapdoodle, our chief chef, who keeps us all fueled with her delicious Quantum Flapdoodle Soup.
We're always hiring. If you're a highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged physicist with a passion for confusing people, apply today!