Quantum Flapdoodle Beer Fights

Are you ready to apply for the most absurd, most ridiculous, most utterly preposterous beer fight in the multiverse?

Look no further! Our team of expert quantum physicists, engineers, and certified beer enthusiasts have crafted a battle arena that will push the boundaries of human (and quantum) physics.

Apply to fight, and you'll be part of an experiment in quantum entanglement, superposition, and beer-fueled chaos!

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for the rules and FAQs.

Rules

1. You must be at least 18 years old and have a valid ID to apply.

2. No beer will be provided, but you must bring your own.

3. The arena is equipped with a state-of-the-art quantum flux capacitor, so don't worry, your beer will stay frothy!

4. No fighting on the weekends. We know, we know, it's the weekend. But no.

Apply now, and you might just get a spot in the next match!

Quantum Flapdoodle Beer Fights

Rules

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