In the depths of the Quantum Flapdoodle Research Facility, our team of expert brewers has perfected the art of brewing the most unpredictable and delicious beers in the multiverse.
We begin by carefully selecting the finest quantum particles, sourced from the most reliable suppliers in the quantum realm.
Next, we apply the patented Flapdoodle Principle, a proprietary technique that ensures every particle interacts with every other particle in exactly 4.72 times the predicted probability.
We harness the quantum flux to infuse our brews with an unpredictable yet tantalizing essence, guaranteed to blow your mind.