Interdimensional tunneling is a real thing, I swear. It's like, when you're in a meeting, and suddenly you're in another dimension. Or maybe you're in a meeting, and you're not even sure which dimension you're in. The possibilities are endless!
Step 1: Find a portal. They're usually hidden in plain sight, like that one weird cousin at family reunions. Just look for the ones with the flashing lights and the faint scent of nachos.
Don't worry, it's not like you'll get stuck in an infinite loop of meetings or anything.
But seriously, there is a 99.9% chance you'll end up in a dimension where the only food is kale chips and artisanal jam, so, you know, be prepared.
Sorry, no pets. They'll probably just end up in a dimension where they're worshipped as deity-like creatures, and you don't want that on your conscience.
(But hey, if you do bring your pet, just make sure to pack some snacks for the interdimensional travel agency's pet-sitting service.)
We're working on it. In the meantime, just enjoy the free samples of dimensional jam and the complimentary kale chips.