A: It's a highly complex and utterly useless mathematical concept created to confuse physicists.
A: It doesn't. But it looks really pretty in this fancy graph:
A: No. You'll just end up lost in a maze of uncalculated probabilities and half-baked theories. But hey, it's fun to try.
A: Not yet, but we're working on it. In the meantime, you can pre-order a t-shirt that says "I survived Quantum Flapdoodle" on it.
A: Only in your dreams, friend. Our creator is a hermit who lives in a hidden dimension, fueled by an endless supply of espresso and existential dread.
A: Of course not.
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