Quantum Flapdoodle

What's this, then?

Quantum Flapdoodle is a theoretical framework for describing the behavior of particles that are clearly, obviously, and undoubtedly not actually doing anything.

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Quantum Flapdoodle Experiments

We've been conducting experiments in a state-of-the-art, heavily-regulated laboratory facility deep beneath the city. Our results are inconclusive, but our grant applications are looking good.

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