Welcome, fellow Flapdoodle Riders, to the most esteemed community of interdimensional travelers. To ensure a harmonious journey through the multiverse, please abide by our sacred rules:
Rule 1: Never trust a portal that looks too good to be true.
Learn more about Paradoxical PitfallsRule 2: Always carry a spare set of dimensional coordinates.
Get your Standard Issue DC-20Rule 3: Never underestimate the power of a well-timed espresso.
Discover the art of Quantum CafesRemember, Flapdoodle Riders, the multiverse is full of wonders and terrors. May our rules guide you through the uncharted territories of reality.