The Quantum Flapdoodle Effect: When the Unlikely Happens
You have entered a realm where the fabric of space-time is woven with the threads of pure chaos. The quantum flapdoodle effect is a phenomenon where the laws of physics are delightfully ignored, and the impossible becomes possible.
Side effects of quantum flapdoodle include, but are not limited to:
- Unreliable reality
- Frequent spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
- Bending the space-time continuum to fit your schedule
- Uncontrollable urges to wear plaid with polka dots