Quantum Flapdoodle-itis: A Guide to Not Caring

Side Effects

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Quantum Flapdoodle-itis may lead to:

• Spontaneous combustion of all rational thoughts
• Irreversible damage to your sense of time and space
• Inability to distinguish between reality and a bad dream

Don't worry, it's a common affliction. Our expert team of quantum physicists has developed a cure: Quantum Flapdoodle Remedy.

We also offer a support group for those struggling with Quantum Flapdoodle-itis.

Treatment Options

Our treatment options include:

• Quantum Flapdoodle Surgery: For severe cases, our team of expert surgeons will attempt to excise the afflicted region of your mind
• Quantum Flapdoodle Rehab: A comprehensive program of exercises and therapy to help you regain control of your sanity

Prevention

Preventing Quantum Flapdoodle-itis is easier than treating it. Here are some tips:

• Stay hydrated
• Avoid excessive exposure to reality TV
• Practice critical thinking, but not too much

Don't wait until it's too late! Visit our Quantum Flapdoodle Helpline for help.

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