Quantum Flapdoodle Syndrome

A condition where the user's brain turns into a perpetual vortex of confusion

Symptoms include:

• Excessive use of words like 'flapdoodle' and 'quantum'
• Difficulty in differentiating between reality and science fiction
• Uncontrollable urges to build Rube Goldberg machines

Caused by:

• Exposure to too many science lectures without coffee
• Reading too many science fiction novels
• Watching too many documentaries about the meaning of life

Treatment

There is no known cure, but our Quantum Flapdoodle Therapy has shown promising results in reversing some of the symptoms.

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