Quantum Flapdoodle Standardization Committee

The Quantum Flapdoodle Standardization Committee is a prestigious organization dedicated to codifying the intricacies of quantum physics into a set of easily digestible, yet utterly confusing standards.

Our team of experts (self-proclaimed and highly questionable) works tirelessly to ensure that the principles of quantum mechanics are presented in a clear, concise manner, despite our collective lack of understanding.

We're not just any ordinary committee. We're not even an ordinary committee. We're the Quantum Bureaucracy of our time.

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