Quantum Fluctuation Coffee Brewing Methods
Welcome, coffee connoisseurs! In a world where coffee is not just a beverage, but a portal to the infinite and the absurd, we present to you the art of quantum fluctuation coffee brewing.
This method harnesses the power of quantum superposition to brew the perfect cup every time, every time, every time.
Here are the steps:
- Prepare for superposition
- Apply quantum entanglement
- Observe coffee beans
- Measure coffee temperature
- Decode quantum fluctuations
Note: Side effects may include but are not limited to:
- Infinite cups of coffee.
- Existential dread.
- Uncontrollable laughter.
Proceed with caution.