Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuation Counseling Service. We help entities navigate the ever-changing fabric of reality.
What is a Quantum Fluctuation?
Quantum fluctuations can manifest as anything from minor annoyances (lost socks) to existential crises. We're here to help you make sense of it all.
How do I deal with Quantum Fluctuations in my daily life (e.g., laundry)?
Our expert counselors will walk you through the ever-changing landscape of reality.
One on one consultations: because who needs a support group?
Group sessions: for those who enjoy existential dread with others
"Thanks, Quantum Fluctuation Counseling, I no longer worry about the meaning of life!" — Satisfied Client