Quantum Fluctuation Counseling
Welcome to Quantum Fluctuation Counseling, where the laws of probability no longer apply!
Our expert counselors are trained in the art of navigating the multiverse with ease. Whether you're experiencing a crisis of identity or just need help deciding between pizza topping options, we're here to help.
We've got the latest in quantum fluctuation technology to help you:
- Realign with the multiverse's ever-changing timeline
- Reconcile conflicting parallel selves
- Choose between the infinite possibilities of quantum reality
Counseling Sessions
Our sessions are led by certified quantum flux counselors, who will guide you through the process of quantum tunneling, wave function analysis, and probability manipulation.
Don't worry, no math required. Unless you want to, in which case, we'll just give you some really cool equations to look at.