Quantum Fluctuation Counseling

Welcome, troubled soul, to the realm of quantum fluctuations.

We specialize in counseling the existential crises that arise when particles start behaving like teenagers.

Are you feeling the uncertainty of it all? Do particles keep appearing and disappearing at random in your kitchen?

Don't worry, we're here to help.

Schrödinger's Cat Therapy: Because sometimes your cat is both alive and dead at the same time. Many Worlds Interpretation Therapy: We'll help you navigate the infinite possibilities of your existence.