For appointments, send a carrier pigeon to 42 Main St, Anytown USA.
Email: drmcfluct@example.com
Phone: 1-800-MC-FLUCT
Hours: Monday to Friday, 8am-5pm. Quantum fluctuations not included in appointment times.
Disclaimer: We cannot be held responsible for any reality distortions caused by our services.
Visit our sister site, Quantum Fluctuation Support for more information on our services.
Or, visit our About Us page for more information on our team.