Clients: 1
This individual, known only as "Q", experienced a sudden and inexplicable shift in their perception of reality. They reported feeling as though the fabric of space and time was unraveling before their very eyes, leaving them questioning the nature of existence.
Session 1: Q was seen to be pacing back and forth in the waiting room, muttering to themselves about the 'multiverse' and 'entangled particles'. They refused to fill out the intake form, citing 'non-disclosure agreements'.
Session 2: Q was observed to be staring intensely at a blank wall, claiming to have discovered a hidden message in the 'quantum foam'.
Session 3: Q became agitated, insisting that I, the counselor, was 'just a simulation'.
Q was ultimately diagnosed with 'Existential Crisis: Quantum Flavor', a condition characterized by an excessive focus on the absurdity of reality.
We recommended a regimen of meditation, yoga, and the study of 'The Tao of Physics'. Q declined, instead opting to spend their days pondering the meaninglessness of existence.
Continuing Care