We've detected fluctuations!

Using our cutting-edge technology, we've successfully detected quantum fluctuations in 4 out of 5 test subjects.

These fluctuations have been caused by an unknown combination of Schrödinger's cat, Heisenberg's uncertainty, and the occasional misplaced sock.

Don't worry, though – our patented Fluctuation-Induced Sock Retrieval System (FISR) is here to help you locate those missing socks in no time.

For more information on our groundbreaking research, visit our research publications.

Or, if you'd like to see our team's hilarious attempts at science, check out our quantum bloopers.

We're not responsible for any fluctuations caused by our own existence.