Quantum Fluctuation Failure Simulator

Warning: this simulator may cause actual quantum fluctuations in the local fabric of reality. Prolonged use is not recommended.

Current Fluctuation Level: -Infinity

Fluctuation Level: -Infinity | Probability of Reality Unravelling: 100%

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