Quantum Fluctuation Forecasting © 2023

Welcome to Quantum Fluctuation Forecasting, where the art of predicting the unpredictable comes alive!© Our team of experts (okay, our team of experts' cats) has been hard at work predicting the probability of probability itself.

Current Forecast:

Chance of Existential Dread:

42.42%

Probability of Spontaneous Combustion:

1.01%

Expected Value of Socks in the Wash:

$3.50

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