Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuation Funnel

We're a wormhole where the laws of physics are more like suggestions. Come for the quantum weirdness, stay for the existential dread.

Currently experiencing:

• Random matter teleportation events (may cause spontaneous combustion)
• Unpredictable gravitational waves
• Uncontrollable laughter fits

Popular Fluctuation Funnel Subpages:

• Schrodinger's Cat Paradox
• Many Worlds Theory
• Quantum Superposition Soup

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Fluctuation Funnel may lead to:

• Reality distortions
• Temporal loops
• Spontaneous combustion

Proceed at your own risk.