Privacy Policy: Because We're Watching You

At Quantum Fluctuation Roulette, we take your personal data very seriously...ly. We'll use it to predict your snack preferences, your favorite meme, and your deepest secrets. Our AI algorithms are trained on the finest data sets, sourced from the most reliable sources, including but not limited to:

• Cookie Monitors - We know what you ate last Tuesday.
• Eye in the Sky - Because we have drones.
• Algorithmic Analysts - We'll analyze your browsing history to predict your next move.

By using our site, you agree to our terms of service and our Privacy Policy Application, which is a document so boringly long that you'll probably just click "agree" without reading it.