Quantum Fluctuation Safety Precautions
**WARNING: Quantum fluctuations can be unpredictable and potentially hazardous to your sanity. Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Reality distortion
- Time dilation
- Space-time continuum collapse
**To minimize risks, please follow these safety guidelines:
- Wear closed-toed shoes at all times
- Avoid eating spicy food before quantum fluctuations
- Do not stare directly at a quantum fluctuation