Quantum Fluctuation Symptoms
Warning: The following list of symptoms may cause your brain to implode due to excessive exposure to quantum fluctuations.
- Feeling like your socks are on fire, but they're not actually on fire
- Randomly experiencing déjà vu in the middle of a conversation, only to realize it's just a simulation
- Uncontrollable urges to build a miniature model of the universe in your spare time
- Spontaneous combustion of your favorite snack food, only to be replaced by an identical duplicate
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