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Our expert team of quantum therapists will guide you through the turbulent waters of wave function uncertainty, helping you tap into the raw power of quantum probability.
Whether you're struggling with the existential dread of Schrödinger's cat or the ontological anxiety of Many-Worlds Interpretation, we're here to help you find peace in the midst of quantum fluctuations.