Quantum Fluctuation Therapy FAQ
Q: What is Quantum Fluctuation Therapy?
A: It's not really therapy, but it sounds cool, so we're going with it.
Q: How does it work?
A: We're not really sure, but it involves lots of complicated physics stuff. Just trust us, it'll all work out in the end.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Probably not. Are you going to try it? Go ahead, we'll just add it to our "Patient" database and see what happens.
Q: Can I try it at home?
A: No way. That's just asking for trouble. Leave it to the professionals. (Also, we can't guarantee that your toaster won't start making sardonic remarks.)
Q: Can I get a refund if it doesn't work?
A: Ha! Like we'd give you a refund. You'll be too busy contemplating the existential implications of your quantum fluctuations to worry about money.
Q: Can I get a subpage on Quantum Fluctuation Therapy?
The Theory, Success Stories, Complications...
Q: Can I just ask a question about Quantum Fluctuation Therapy?
Ask away! We'll just... um... try to come up with something. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.