Side Effects of Quantum Fluctuation Therapy
Suddenly You Will Experience
- Reality becoming less real.
- Increased risk of spontaneous quantum teleportation.
- Loss of personal identity, including but not limited to your name, address, and favorite pizza topping.
- Temporary loss of opposable opposability.
Side effects not limited to:
- Random appearances of Schrödinger's cat.
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "Quantum Flux!" at inopportune moments.
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