Doctor Qubit, Therapist Extraordinaire
Quantum Fluctuation Therapy: where the laws of probability are your only limitation.
Doctor Qubit specializes in treating patients with fluctuating personalities, erratic emotions, and spontaneous combustion of self-identity.
Therapeutic Techniques:
- Superpositioning: We'll help you exist in multiple states simultaneously, so you can see things from multiple perspectives at once.
- Quantum entanglement: We'll connect the dots between your thoughts, feelings, and actions, so you can understand the intricate web of causality.
- Collapse of the wave function: We'll help you collapse your anxiety and uncertainty, so you can exist in a single, coherent state.
Testimonials:
"I was a mess, Doctor Qubit helped me find my way." - John, Age 37
"Quantum Fluctuation Therapy saved my sanity... again." - Jane, Age 42
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