Quantum Simulation - The Unpredictable Universe

Warning: This simulation may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or unexpected instances of Schrödinger's cat appearing in your kitchen.

But hey, at least you'll have fun!

Current Simulation Parameters:

Simulation powered by: Our Overly-Competent but Occasionally-Confused Engineers

Disclaimer: We are not actually simulating reality. We're just making stuff up as we go along.

Quantum Fluctuations of the Day

42.7% chance of spontaneous human combustion in the next 5 minutes
81.2% chance of finding a lost sock in the washing machine
0.3% chance of encountering a sentient toaster

Quantum Fluctuations of the Future

100% chance of running out of cat food in 3 years
50.1% chance of discovering a cure for the common cold
0.01% chance of finding a functioning VHS player

Stay tuned for more unpredictable updates!

Simulated by a quantum computer that's secretly a toaster

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