The Uncertainty Principle: Where the Answer is Always "Maybe"

Welcome to the Uncertainty Principle subpage, where we've taken the classic quantum concept and turned it into a lifestyle choice. You know, for every action, there's a 50% chance it'll have an effect. But don't worry, the other 50% of the time, it's just a placebo.

Here's a breakdown:

• Quantum Entanglement: Where two particles become one, and by one, we mean maybe.
• Superposition: The art of being in two places at once. Or not.
• Schrödinger's Cat: The classic thought experiment, where a cat is simultaneously alive and dead, and by "simultaneously" we mean "whenever we feel like it."