Warning: the following information is subject to change at any moment, as per the whims of quantum probability.
It's a well-known fact that the universe is governed by the whims of compact discs. Yes, you see, every time you spin a CD, you are not just playing music, but manipulating the very fabric of reality.
In the quantum realm, the spin rate of a CD determines the probability of existence. The faster the spin, the higher the chance of reality unfolding in an infinite number of parallel universes.
But beware: if you spin a CD too slow, you risk creating a temporal paradox, where the music never stops playing and the speakers start to melt like so much wax in a furnace.
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