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Quantum Superposition Recipe
Quantum Superposition Recipe
For the Adventurous Chef
Quantum superposition is when you put multiple flavors in one dish. It's like a flavor party in your mouth!
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Quantum Fluctuation Cream (mix of heavy cream, milk, and a splash of uncertainty)
- 1/2 cup of Wave Function Whipped Cream
- 1/4 cup of Entangled Egg Whites (beaten to a frothy mess)
- 1/4 cup of Schrödinger's Catnip
Instructions:
- Combine the Quantum Fluctuation Cream, Wave Function Whipped Cream, and Entangled Egg Whites in a Quantum Mixing Bowl. Stir clockwise for 17 times, then anticlockwise for 13 times, then clockwise for 21 times. Don't question this step.
- Slowly pour in the Schrödinger's Catnip while whispering "collapse the wave function"
- Serve in quantum-sized portions, garnished with a sprinkle of probability
Side Effects:
May cause spontaneous flavor creation, temporary flavor loss, and/or temporary disappearance of the recipe.
Quantum Superposition Tips
Quantum Fluctuation Safety Guidelines